SWAG SUGOI WAIFU ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
Looking for a girl who is around 5'4, blue hair and giant-ass bug eyes. I'm really stressing the bug eyes here. They're important. They're windows to the soul. Ok, I need to see into your soul when I look into your eyes. Ok. This is important. Also, it wouldn't hurt if you were a cyborg maid. Maybe a blue alien. All of those are pluses that I appreciate. It would be ideal if you would just fall out of the sky or run into me on the walk to with a piece of toast in your mouth. If the piece of toast would like fall on your skirt that'd be even better. Now, I suppose you're wondering what kind of man is looking for a women as fly-as-this-description? I am just a normal-ass man who watches the , reads stuff and is not in any way shape or form buff or extremely handsome, so I'm much the of feminine desire since there's nothing special to me. Now, listen, I guess I'll accept a tsundere. Y'all are ok since I know you can probably cook rice and stuff so it's ok. I can see beyond your cheeks and poisonous words. I know your heart rages against the flow of the winds and the throbbing of traffic. Perhaps your anger masks the alienation of city streets and skyscrapers. Perhaps your catchphrases like 'AN'TA BAKA' are just your attempt to mirror the soundbites that saturate our everyday life. By becoming this phrase and taking on this trope you can find a world of warmth and love, even though the rituals that go into this performance are antithetical to being a pleasant or bearable human being to be around. I love all the .